how to write a book

as i was browsing through the net, i stumbled upon a youtube video on "how to write a book"! yippi to those who were waiting for this very video to come out!!! that is what i was waiting for...i mean....i always wanted to be a writer and wanted to learn how to write a book and was in desperate need of a video manual that will be able to transform me into a write!!! yippi!!!!

seriously???

i mean seriously????

when did writing a book become a youtube manual from a spontaneous creative act? beats me!

i mean if i had know this was so "out there and easy to get"...i would not have wasted my 20 years of creative thinking time...lamenting over what and how of it, trying to come up with something that would really be of an artistic value...if i only knew....i would not have treasured it in my dream-trunk...and if i only knew i would not have scribbled all over my note copies, lecture notes and what not....i would have simply typed "how to write a book" and become a writer!!!!!!

and while i was oblivion to this miracle video, i guess everyone where watching this..like rowling maybe....you never know!

argh! the video is loading...does this mean that i wont be able to become a writer if i have a slow internet connection! oh god, enough with the darwinism...!!!!

25 percent loading...

30 percent writer....

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59 percent writer..........

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99 percent writer.......

ZAP!

(shit the lights went off!)